SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Pal “pal” trse they jis “pal”k liye,

Vo Pal aya b to kuch “pal”k liye,

socha tha usey zindagi ka hasin”pal”bna lenge,

wo”pal”ruka b to bs 1″pal k liye.

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My wishes r silent but true,

every wher dey vil folo u,

luck is urs,

wishes r mine,

i wish ur present n futur always shine….

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Zindgi me Hmesha 1 Baat YAAD Rkho

Kbhi kisi k DiLse mat khelo

Kyun ki

DiL ek hi hota hai

Agr khelna hi hai toh

“KIDNEY”se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

khelo yaar khelo

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Je computer PUNJABI vich hove,

ta options ki hon ge:

Send= SUTTO

Find= LABBO

Download=

THALLE LAO

Delete= MITTI PAO

Ctrl+Alt+Del=

SYAPA HI MUKAAO!!

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R U still soying?

The birds r chillaying

murga is

kukrukuing

Sun is nikling

flowers r khushboo maring

Mor is nachig

all r Kahing 2 U

gd morn…….

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Name- Rooplal

DOB-15/10/67

Weight-101 kg

Height-4″7

Color-black

Birth place-bihar

Dream- shadi krunga to sirf Is sms padne wale se

agr wo hasi to fasi…

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Once there were 2 frnds.

JO & WO

1 day JO got frightend

seeing a snake and sudenly WO died

Why did Wo die..?

Coz-

JO dar gya WO mar gya.

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Santa ki Ma ki tabiyt khrab hui,

Hospitl le gaye,

2 Doctr ne kha,

TEST honge.

Santa jor jor se rone lga.

Hey Bhgwan ab kya hoga?

MERI MAA TO ANPADH HAI.

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Santa ko exam mein koi sawal

ka answer nahin aata tha,

santa ne har sawal ke neeche

///////// lines laga di or likha

Scratch kar ke answer padh lena.

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red , blue , green , purple , orange , pink…

choose any color………..

now close ur eyes n feel d  color on your cheeks…

this is HOLI in SMS style

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