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HAVE A MISSION AND CONTINUOUSLY WORK FOR ITS SUCCESS.
LET NO FRIEF,NO HARDSHIP,NO ADVERSITY.
HAPPY GURUPURAB !!!

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ON THIS AUSPICIOUS OCCASION OF THE BIRTHDAY OF SH. GURU GOBIND SINGH JI,
I WISH TO CONVEY YOU ALL MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS
HAPPY GURPURAB Read more…

KISSI NE PUCHA TERA KAROBAAR KITNA HAI
KSSI NE PUCHA TERA PARIVAAR KITNA HAI
KOI VIRLA HI PUCH DA HAI
TERA GURU NAAL PYAAR KITNA HAI

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CELEBRATING THE BIRTHDAY OF GURU GOBIND SINGH JI !!! Read more…

JUGNU IS BUYING A TV. “DO YOU HAVE COLOR TVS?” “SURE.” “GIVE
ME A GREEN ONE, PLEASE.”
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SON TO JUGNU: PAPA CAN YOU TELL ME FIVE FEROCIOUS ANIMALS YOU CAN
THINK OF?
SANTA: 3 LIONS AND 2 TIGERS… Read more…

What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards. Read more…

What is height of Active-laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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The oldest national flag still in existence, that of
Denmark, dates back to the 13th century.
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Mosquitoes are attracted to blue more than any other color.
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In 1936, American track star Jesse Owens beat a race horse
over a 100-yard course. The horse was given a head start.
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Due to its reclining S shape, the sun rises on the Pacific
Coast and sets on the Atlantic Coast in the Isthmus of
Panama.
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There is enough stone in the Great Wall of China to build an
eight-foot wall circling the globe at the equator
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Human bones can withstand stresses of twenty-four thousand
pounds per square inch.
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Height of the Eiffel Tower varies by as much as six inches,
depending on the temperature.
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A mosquito has 47 teeth.
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Some months have 30 days,
some months have 31 days.
How many months have 28 days? Read more…