BEST OF SANTA BANTA SMS JOKES
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
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Santa : Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Doctor :5 lakh
Santa : Agar ‘Plastic’ hum de to?
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Banta: What’s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
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Banta:What’s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
Banta:What’s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!
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