BEST OF SARDAR FUNNY SMS JOKES

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April 29th, 2010 Admin Leave a comment Go to comments

Sardar 1st time plane me baitha.

Plane runway pe chal raha tha,

tabi Sdar ne pilot ko thapad

mara aur bola- muje der ho rahi

hai aur tu By-road ja raha hai!

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Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga….

“Banglore aaya Banglore aaya”.

Air hostes: B silent…

Sardar:”Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya”.

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Sardar1:Maine Apne Bete ka Name

AMERICA Rakha Hai.

Sardar2:kyu?

Sardar1:Mai Duniya ko Batana Chahta Hu ki Mai

AMERICA ka Baap Hu..

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