BEST SANTA BANTA FUNNY SMS MESSAGES
Santa was cooking murgi,
wen he added hara dhaniya
guess wat happend.
The murgi starts dancing & singing
“HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DALA, MAAR DALA
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Teacher :-Mobile aur Landline mein kya farak hai.?
Santa:-Landline ke number Ungli se milate
hai aur Mobile ke Anguthe…se
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After seeing an xtremly beautiful girl
in market guess wht santa was thinking???
Kaash eh meri MUMMY hundi ta
main v kinna sohna hunda…..!!!
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