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BEST SMS JOKES 2010

March 31st, 2010 Admin Leave a comment Go to comments

There r 3 kinds of students..

Some make wonders happen..!

Some see wonders happen..!

Others wonder what happened..!!

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VAJPEYI: Retire ho gya hu, g chahta hai ab to shadi kr lu

ADVANI:Kr lo

VAJPEYI: Kisi vidhwa se kr lu

ADVANI: Kuwari se hi kr lo, vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi

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A dog fall in love with a cat.

Bt dog’s parents refuse cat…

Guess y?

They gave a solid reason…

“ladki muchho wali nahi chalegi…!!”

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Ek chuha tha…

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…pura msg kutar gya..

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Ox-kya bolti tu

Cow-kya main bolu

Ox-sun

Cow-suna

Ox-aati kya gaushala

Cow-kya karu aa k main gaushala?

Ox-mundi hilaynge ghas chbaynge gober failayge or kya!.

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