BEST SMS JOKES
People who do no work…
Make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes…
Gets promoted
That’s why I spend most of my time
Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion
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Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test !
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: “Take my card.”
Waiter: “But sir, this is Ration Card.”
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Computer Lesson:
Major Rohail: Plz turn ON your computer
Sardar: OK kar liya.
Major Rohail: Now Plz click on MY Computer.
Sardar: OK! Kaha hai “AAP” ka computer?
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Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.
Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?
Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin…
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- HAPPY BHAIYA DOOJ SMS 2010 / BHAI DUJ SMS
- Smile SMS Messages
- HINDI SMS 2010 FOR RAKSHA BANDHAN WISHES
- HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS MESSAGES
- 2011 REPUBLIC DAY SMS / HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY SMS 2011
- SMS SHRI KRISHNA JANMASHTAMI 2010
- 2010 SMS MOTHER’S DAY
- 2010 SARDAR SMS JOKES
- 2010 SMS DUSSEHRA MESSAGES / SMS DIWALI GREETINGS / NAVRATRI SMS
- MERRY CHRISTMAS SMS ENGLISH / 2010 CHRISTMAS SMS
- HAPPY VALENTINE DAY SMS
- FRIENDSHIP ENGLISH SMS
- Valentine Day Hindi / English SMS
- BAISAKHI SMS 2010 COLLECTIONS
- BROTHER / SISTER SMS MESSAGES
