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If people says u are crazy, b patient

if they say u r monkey, relax.

if they say u r stupid, b cool

but if they say u r smart,

Thapar mar saale ko.

(April Fool)

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It is better to keep your mouth closed

and let people think you are a fool

than to open it & remove all doubts

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31st March Or 1st april

Fool is Fool dosnt matter.

Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful

Fool Day to the King of Fools…

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Aisa hai dostana hamara,

mein kisti tu kinara ,

mai dhanush tu teer ,

mai matar tu paneer ,

mein barish tu badal ,

mai rajma tu chawal,

mein hot tu cool ,

mai April tu fool

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

1) gud looks

2 ) nature

3 ) style

4 ) attitude,

kick them off.

How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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Roses are Red

Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant

Thanks to You….

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U r 20% Fantastic,

U r 20% Attractive,

U r 20% Loveable,

U r 20% Terific,

U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!

Happy April Fool Day!

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Plz call me,
its urgent.
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