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Funny Facebook one liner status / Orkut one liners for status

July 31st, 2010 Admin No comments

My reality check bounced.

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on the keyboard of life,always keep one finger on the escape key.

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FUNNY SMS SAYINGS / FUNNY SMS WORDS OF WISDOM / FUNNY SMS PHRASES

July 31st, 2010 Admin No comments

I can please only one person per day.Today is not your day.Tomorrow isn’t looking good,either.

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I love deadlines.I especially like the wooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

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HINDI ENGLISH FUNNY SMS JOKES

June 14th, 2010 Admin No comments

edison has rightly said,

“a fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer”

now u know why all of us are speechless during viva..!!

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SMS HINDI JOKES 2010

June 14th, 2010 Admin No comments

harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.

dravid: what happened, its not 50 or 100!

harbhajan: yes, but the students understand the importance…

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LATEST HINDI SMS JOKES

June 14th, 2010 Admin No comments

ek angrez PUNJABI sikhne Punjab

aya aur picchle 15 din humare ghar raha.

he finally learnt 2 sentences:

1. shukar eh, light aa gayi.

2. fitte muh fer chali gayi.

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SMS FUNNY JOKES

June 14th, 2010 Admin No comments

Delhi studnt : exam thik tha.

Mumbai studnt : exam mast raha.

Amrtsr studnt : exam changa tha.

UP studnt : exam ko mar goli,

bagal wali ladki set ho gai yar.

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POPULAR SMS JOKES

June 14th, 2010 Admin No comments

do aalsi so rahe the,

tabhi ek chor unka kambal le bhaga.

1 aalsi chor..chor..!

dusra aalsi:chup chap soja,

jab takiya lene aayega tab pakad lenge..

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2010 SARDAR SMS JOKES

May 18th, 2010 Admin No comments

Sardar on bike with his sis,

one man comments

“kitni sundar biwi hai”

Sardar got angry..

He replies “oye, biwi hogi teri, meri to behan hai

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POPULAR FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

May 18th, 2010 Admin No comments

Govt.School K Bacche Kisi Ko Ghaseet K school Le Ja rahe The.

Buzurg : Bachon!  IsKo Chhor Do Ye Khud School Aayega.

Boys : Ye Student Nai, master hai.

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HUSBAND WIFE HINDI SMS JOKES

May 17th, 2010 Admin No comments

Husband : “tera viah to pehla koi boyfriend c?”

Wife khamosh rehndi hai…

Husband : “Main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?”

Wife : “moya sabar rakh..ginn ta laen de.”

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