SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

My reality check bounced.

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on the keyboard of life,always keep one finger on the escape key.

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I can please only one person per day.Today is not your day.Tomorrow isn’t looking good,either.

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I love deadlines.I especially like the wooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

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edison has rightly said,

“a fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer”

now u know why all of us are speechless during viva..!!

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harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.

dravid: what happened, its not 50 or 100!

harbhajan: yes, but the students understand the importance…

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ek angrez PUNJABI sikhne Punjab

aya aur picchle 15 din humare ghar raha.

he finally learnt 2 sentences:

1. shukar eh, light aa gayi.

2. fitte muh fer chali gayi.

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Delhi studnt : exam thik tha.

Mumbai studnt : exam mast raha.

Amrtsr studnt : exam changa tha.

UP studnt : exam ko mar goli,

bagal wali ladki set ho gai yar.

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do aalsi so rahe the,

tabhi ek chor unka kambal le bhaga.

1 aalsi chor..chor..!

dusra aalsi:chup chap soja,

jab takiya lene aayega tab pakad lenge..

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Sardar on bike with his sis,

one man comments

“kitni sundar biwi hai”

Sardar got angry..

He replies “oye, biwi hogi teri, meri to behan hai

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Govt.School K Bacche Kisi Ko Ghaseet K school Le Ja rahe The.

Buzurg : Bachon!  IsKo Chhor Do Ye Khud School Aayega.

Boys : Ye Student Nai, master hai.

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Husband : “tera viah to pehla koi boyfriend c?”

Wife khamosh rehndi hai…

Husband : “Main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?”

Wife : “moya sabar rakh..ginn ta laen de.”

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