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gabber:aaj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha!
viru:kute kamine main tera khoon pi jaunga!
gabber:haramkhor,main naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi !!!!!
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Santa’s son after being beaten
by his mom preeto was sitting.
Santa came and asked “what happened son?”
son said “i can t adjust with ur wife
anymore.i want my own”
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Santa: yaar mujhe subah-2 saans
lene mein problm aati hai…
Banta: problem to ayegi hi subah
subah baba ramdev ke chele
saari oxygen khinch lete hain….
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Student ne hawa me coin uchhala:
Head aaya ..to sounga..
Tail aaya… to film dekhu ga..
Agr Coin Khada rha…to Gane sunuga
Or agr hawa me rha to.”Ma Kasam Padhunga”..
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Save girls !!
Not tigers !!
Only 824 left per 1000 men.
Saving tigers wont help!
You cant take a tigeress on a date….
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Santa-Main Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujse Shadi Nhi Ki.
Banta-Tune Use Btaya Ki tera Chacha Crorpati Hai.
Santa-Haan
Banta-Phir?
Santa-Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai
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1 truck dusre truck ko rassi
se bandh kar le ja raha tha .
yeh dekhkar santa jor jor se
hasne laga aur bola ek rassi
ko le jane ke liye 2-2 truck
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teacher to a student : naade ko english main kya kehte hain?
student : Ph.D.
teacher : kya matlab?
student : pyjama holding device !
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Funny But Fact.
Boys n Girls Get Into Love Bcoz Of
“Misundrstanding..!!
AND
“HATE” Each Othr When They
Understand Each Other…!!
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