FUNNY SMS OF 2010
May 2nd, 2010
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Doctor : Ab tabiyat kaisee hai ?
Mareez : Pehle se zyada kharaab hai
Doctor : dawai khali thi ?
Mareez : nahi dawai ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi
Doctor : I mean dawai le lee thi?
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FUNNY SMS JOKES ONLINE
May 2nd, 2010
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chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose.
Gift me diya usse ek red rose…
Sherni ne kaha apni surat to
aaine mein dekh.
chuha bola surat pe mat ja
pagli confidence to dekh !!
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COOL SMS FOR FRIENDS
May 2nd, 2010
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17th century mom 2 her son–>
“beta marry a girl of ur own religion” ;
18th century mom–>”same caste” ;
19th cen–> “same level” ;
20th cen –>”shud b indian” ;
21th cen–> “koi bhi ho, par ladki se hi shaadi karna” !!!
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NEW ONLINE SMS FUNNY JOKES
April 30th, 2010
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Train me ek husband apni wife se- tujh se shadi kar ke pachhta raha hun,
dil karta hai tujhe kutte ke aage daal dun.
Saamne wala passenger Bola: BHO-BHO…
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FUNNY SMS MESSAGES FOR FRIENDS
April 30th, 2010
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Time and distance not important
btw frnds when frnds r in d heart,
they remain there 4ever.
We may b busy,
but trust me,
u r always remembered.
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SMS TENSION FREE JOKES
April 30th, 2010
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Jab tak hum jiya karenge,
apko yaad karenge,
Agar hum mar bhi jaye
To kay hoga…
chori chori YAMRAJ k mobile
se aap ko sms karenge.
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DECENT SMS JOKES / FUNNY MESSAGES
April 30th, 2010
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Train chal padi ,
do sardar train ki taraf bhage.
ek chad gya.
logon ne uski bahut taareef ki
Sardar:”O Jee wo sab chodo…
doosra kahan hai???..
jaana usse tha …
main to chodne aaya tha”
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BEST SANTA BANTA FUNNY SMS MESSAGES
April 29th, 2010
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Santa was cooking murgi,
wen he added hara dhaniya
guess wat happend.
The murgi starts dancing & singing
“HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DALA, MAAR DALA
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SMS FUNNY MESSAGES
April 29th, 2010
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wht is tension?
ek sunder si ladki ne sirf aapse lift maangi
raste me uski tabiyat karab ho gayi
aap use hospital le gaye.
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BEST OF SARDAR FUNNY SMS JOKES
April 29th, 2010
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Sardar 1st time plane me baitha.
Plane runway pe chal raha tha,
tabi Sdar ne pilot ko thapad
mara aur bola- muje der ho rahi
hai aur tu By-road ja raha hai!
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