SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Santa: Sir,my wife is missing.

Post man: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi

Santa: ooh sorry ! sala khushi k mare kaha jaau,

kuch samajh me nahi aa raha

************************ Read more…

Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose,

Gift me diya use red Rose,

sherni ne kaha apni surat aine me dekh,

chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli confidence to dekh.

************************** Read more…

Loki kehnde Ranjheya teri Heer kaali…..

loki kehnde Ranjheya teri Heer kaali…

Ranjha boliya “Mitro tension nahi, main kehri vyaali”…….

***************** Read more…

Sharabi apni eyes donate karne gya

Counter Clerk : kuch kehna chate ho?

Sharabi : jisse lagao ge usse bata dena

ki do peg ke baad hi khulti hai

***************** Read more…

7 Sadhu 7 Chatai per dhyan lgakr baithe the,

1 admi sadhu ko prnam kr puchta hai-

“Mharaj ladki nhi fasti,kya kru?”

Sadhu bola- Beta 1 chatai aur bicha le..!

************** Read more…

Mere desh k wasiyo,

Utho aalsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo..

Accha aap ho?

sorry,

aap to wapas so jao

usi me desh ki bhalayi Hai…

******************* Read more…

Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se poocha,” jab bomb gira…kya wo phat gya tha?”

Zakhmi gusse se,

”Nahi.! wo raing kar mere pas aaya aur pyar se bola

THAAAAAAAA”..

********************* Read more…

There r 3 kinds of students..

Some make wonders happen..!

Some see wonders happen..!

Others wonder what happened..!!

********************** Read more…

Banta: Tainu Sunny deol da phone no. pata hai. . . ?

Santa: Nahin, kyon ki hoya….

Banta: kuch ni Yaar, asi NALKA patauna si..

***************** Read more…

If people says u are crazy, b patient

if they say u r monkey, relax.

if they say u r stupid, b cool

but if they say u r smart,

Thapar mar saale ko.

(April Fool)

*************** Read more…