SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

At the scene of accident a Crack was crying “Oh god i hv lost my hand!”.

 Jack: Please Dont cry! look at that man he has lost his head is he crying?

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 Crack: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
Jack: Who ?
Crack: I don’t know how she got my number.
She interrupts whenever I call someone and says
 ”Please recharge your card.”

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Santa checked his girlfriend’s mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Teacher : Y didn’t U do Ur homework?
Santa: I’m in d hostel,
how can i do HOME work?

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Santa taking grammar lessons
“If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is spice!!!!”

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Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

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I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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People who do no work…
Make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes…
Gets promoted
That’s why I spend most of my time
Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion
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