SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar
bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

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I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single
second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

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A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear Marie, today is Good Day,
u r Anmol for me…
but u have CrackJacked my heart,
bcoz i have a Little Heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…

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Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!

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Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks.
To b as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai. Read more…

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages
 to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. Read more…