SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Sardar on bike with his sis,

one man comments

“kitni sundar biwi hai”

Sardar got angry..

He replies “oye, biwi hogi teri, meri to behan hai

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Govt.School K Bacche Kisi Ko Ghaseet K school Le Ja rahe The.

Buzurg : Bachon!  IsKo Chhor Do Ye Khud School Aayega.

Boys : Ye Student Nai, master hai.

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Husband : “tera viah to pehla koi boyfriend c?”

Wife khamosh rehndi hai…

Husband : “Main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?”

Wife : “moya sabar rakh..ginn ta laen de.”

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gabber:aaj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha!

viru:kute kamine main tera khoon pi jaunga!

gabber:haramkhor,main naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi !!!!!

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Gandhiji marne se pehle kya the?

socho  ……

socho  ……

socho  …..

zinda…..

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Santa’s son after being beaten

by his mom preeto was sitting.

Santa came and asked “what happened son?”

son said “i can t adjust with ur wife

anymore.i want my own”

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Santa: yaar mujhe subah-2 saans

lene mein problm aati hai…

Banta: problem to ayegi hi subah

subah baba ramdev ke chele

saari oxygen khinch lete hain….

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Student ne hawa me coin uchhala:

Head aaya ..to sounga..

Tail aaya… to film dekhu ga..

Agr Coin Khada rha…to Gane sunuga

Or agr hawa me rha to.”Ma Kasam Padhunga”..

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Save girls !!

Not tigers !!

Only 824 left per 1000 men.

Saving tigers wont help!

You cant take a tigeress on a date….

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Santa-Main Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujse Shadi Nhi Ki.

Banta-Tune Use Btaya Ki tera Chacha Crorpati Hai.

Santa-Haan

Banta-Phir?

Santa-Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai

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