SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Paani mein whiskey milao,ta nasha chadta hai.

Paani mein Rum milao to, nasha chadta hai.

Paani mein brandy milao to, nasha chadta hai.

Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Happy Baisakhi

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Oh Kheta di mehak,

Oh jhumara da nachna,

bada yaad aunda hai,

tere naal manaya hoeya

Baisakhi da mela

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Sharabi apni eyes donate karne gya

Counter Clerk : kuch kehna chate ho?

Sharabi : jisse lagao ge usse bata dena

ki do peg ke baad hi khulti hai

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7 Sadhu 7 Chatai per dhyan lgakr baithe the,

1 admi sadhu ko prnam kr puchta hai-

“Mharaj ladki nhi fasti,kya kru?”

Sadhu bola- Beta 1 chatai aur bicha le..!

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Rule of my frndship:

i wud never mind if u dont miss me

or u dont need me,

but it will really hurt me

when u need me n u dont tell me….!!

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reasons reasons.!

there is alwz a reason 4 evthg,

a reason 2 luv,reason 2 die, reason 2 liv, reason 2 cry,

but if u cant find a reason 2 smile,

can i b the reason 4a while…!

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May The Beauty

Of  BAISAKHI Season

Fill Your Home With

Happiness

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Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,

aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,

Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,

chahe unme shaamil hum na ho……

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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,

rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,

kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,

aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY BAISAKHI

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Tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste

Ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo

Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.

Baisakhi da din hai khushiyan manaan vaaste.

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