SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Santa’s son after being beaten

by his mom preeto was sitting.

Santa came and asked “what happened son?”

son said “i can t adjust with ur wife

anymore.i want my own”

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Santa: yaar mujhe subah-2 saans

lene mein problm aati hai…

Banta: problem to ayegi hi subah

subah baba ramdev ke chele

saari oxygen khinch lete hain….

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Santa-Main Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujse Shadi Nhi Ki.

Banta-Tune Use Btaya Ki tera Chacha Crorpati Hai.

Santa-Haan

Banta-Phir?

Santa-Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai

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1 truck dusre truck ko rassi

se bandh kar le ja raha tha .

yeh dekhkar santa jor jor se

hasne laga aur bola ek rassi

ko le jane ke liye 2-2 truck

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Santa was cooking murgi,

wen he added hara dhaniya

guess wat happend.

The murgi starts dancing & singing

“HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DALA, MAAR DALA

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Sardar 1st time plane me baitha.

Plane runway pe chal raha tha,

tabi Sdar ne pilot ko thapad

mara aur bola- muje der ho rahi

hai aur tu By-road ja raha hai!

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Santa: Sir,my wife is missing.

Post man: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi

Santa: ooh sorry ! sala khushi k mare kaha jaau,

kuch samajh me nahi aa raha

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Banta: Tainu Sunny deol da phone no. pata hai. . . ?

Santa: Nahin, kyon ki hoya….

Banta: kuch ni Yaar, asi NALKA patauna si..

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Santa ko exam mein koi sawal

ka answer nahin aata tha,

santa ne har sawal ke neeche

///////// lines laga di or likha

Scratch kar ke answer padh lena.

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Santa checked his girlfriend’s mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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