SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Teacher : Y didn’t U do Ur homework?
Santa: I’m in d hostel,
how can i do HOME work?

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Santa taking grammar lessons
“If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is spice!!!!”

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Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

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People who do no work…
Make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes…
Gets promoted
That’s why I spend most of my time
Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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