SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Sardar on bike with his sis,

one man comments

“kitni sundar biwi hai”

Sardar got angry..

He replies “oye, biwi hogi teri, meri to behan hai

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teacher to a student : naade ko english main kya kehte hain?

student : Ph.D.

teacher : kya matlab?

student : pyjama holding device !

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Santa was cooking murgi,

wen he added hara dhaniya

guess wat happend.

The murgi starts dancing & singing

“HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DALA, MAAR DALA

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Sardar 1st time plane me baitha.

Plane runway pe chal raha tha,

tabi Sdar ne pilot ko thapad

mara aur bola- muje der ho rahi

hai aur tu By-road ja raha hai!

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Santa: Sir,my wife is missing.

Post man: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi

Santa: ooh sorry ! sala khushi k mare kaha jaau,

kuch samajh me nahi aa raha

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Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose,

Gift me diya use red Rose,

sherni ne kaha apni surat aine me dekh,

chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli confidence to dekh.

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Loki kehnde Ranjheya teri Heer kaali…..

loki kehnde Ranjheya teri Heer kaali…

Ranjha boliya “Mitro tension nahi, main kehri vyaali”…….

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Banta: Tainu Sunny deol da phone no. pata hai. . . ?

Santa: Nahin, kyon ki hoya….

Banta: kuch ni Yaar, asi NALKA patauna si..

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Santa ki Ma ki tabiyt khrab hui,

Hospitl le gaye,

2 Doctr ne kha,

TEST honge.

Santa jor jor se rone lga.

Hey Bhgwan ab kya hoga?

MERI MAA TO ANPADH HAI.

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Santa ko exam mein koi sawal

ka answer nahin aata tha,

santa ne har sawal ke neeche

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Scratch kar ke answer padh lena.

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