SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Santa checked his girlfriend’s mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Teacher : Y didn’t U do Ur homework?
Santa: I’m in d hostel,
how can i do HOME work?

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Santa taking grammar lessons
“If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is spice!!!!”

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Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

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People who do no work…
Make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes…
Gets promoted
That’s why I spend most of my time
Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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