SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

If people says u are crazy, b patient

if they say u r monkey, relax.

if they say u r stupid, b cool

but if they say u r smart,

Thapar mar saale ko.

(April Fool)

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It is better to keep your mouth closed

and let people think you are a fool

than to open it & remove all doubts

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31st March Or 1st april

Fool is Fool dosnt matter.

Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful

Fool Day to the King of Fools…

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Aisa hai dostana hamara,

mein kisti tu kinara ,

mai dhanush tu teer ,

mai matar tu paneer ,

mein barish tu badal ,

mai rajma tu chawal,

mein hot tu cool ,

mai April tu fool

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Zindgi me Hmesha 1 Baat YAAD Rkho

Kbhi kisi k DiLse mat khelo

Kyun ki

DiL ek hi hota hai

Agr khelna hi hai toh

“KIDNEY”se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

khelo yaar khelo

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Je computer PUNJABI vich hove,

ta options ki hon ge:

Send= SUTTO

Find= LABBO

Download=

THALLE LAO

Delete= MITTI PAO

Ctrl+Alt+Del=

SYAPA HI MUKAAO!!

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Once there were 2 frnds.

JO & WO

1 day JO got frightend

seeing a snake and sudenly WO died

Why did Wo die..?

Coz-

JO dar gya WO mar gya.

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Santa ki Ma ki tabiyt khrab hui,

Hospitl le gaye,

2 Doctr ne kha,

TEST honge.

Santa jor jor se rone lga.

Hey Bhgwan ab kya hoga?

MERI MAA TO ANPADH HAI.

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Santa ko exam mein koi sawal

ka answer nahin aata tha,

santa ne har sawal ke neeche

///////// lines laga di or likha

Scratch kar ke answer padh lena.

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

1) gud looks

2 ) nature

3 ) style

4 ) attitude,

kick them off.

How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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