HINDI ENGLISH FUNNY SMS JOKES
edison has rightly said,
“a fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer”
now u know why all of us are speechless during viva..!!
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edison has rightly said,
“a fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer”
now u know why all of us are speechless during viva..!!
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harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
dravid: what happened, its not 50 or 100!
harbhajan: yes, but the students understand the importance…
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ek angrez PUNJABI sikhne Punjab
aya aur picchle 15 din humare ghar raha.
he finally learnt 2 sentences:
1. shukar eh, light aa gayi.
2. fitte muh fer chali gayi.
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Delhi studnt : exam thik tha.
Mumbai studnt : exam mast raha.
Amrtsr studnt : exam changa tha.
UP studnt : exam ko mar goli,
bagal wali ladki set ho gai yar.
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do aalsi so rahe the,
tabhi ek chor unka kambal le bhaga.
1 aalsi chor..chor..!
dusra aalsi:chup chap soja,
jab takiya lene aayega tab pakad lenge..
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Sardar on bike with his sis,
one man comments
“kitni sundar biwi hai”
Sardar got angry..
He replies “oye, biwi hogi teri, meri to behan hai
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Govt.School K Bacche Kisi Ko Ghaseet K school Le Ja rahe The.
Buzurg : Bachon! IsKo Chhor Do Ye Khud School Aayega.
Boys : Ye Student Nai, master hai.
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Husband : “tera viah to pehla koi boyfriend c?”
Wife khamosh rehndi hai…
Husband : “Main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?”
Wife : “moya sabar rakh..ginn ta laen de.”
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gabber:aaj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha!
viru:kute kamine main tera khoon pi jaunga!
gabber:haramkhor,main naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi !!!!!
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Santa’s son after being beaten
by his mom preeto was sitting.
Santa came and asked “what happened son?”
son said “i can t adjust with ur wife
anymore.i want my own”
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