SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Santa: yaar mujhe subah-2 saans

lene mein problm aati hai…

Banta: problem to ayegi hi subah

subah baba ramdev ke chele

saari oxygen khinch lete hain….

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Student ne hawa me coin uchhala:

Head aaya ..to sounga..

Tail aaya… to film dekhu ga..

Agr Coin Khada rha…to Gane sunuga

Or agr hawa me rha to.”Ma Kasam Padhunga”..

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Save girls !!

Not tigers !!

Only 824 left per 1000 men.

Saving tigers wont help!

You cant take a tigeress on a date….

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Santa-Main Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujse Shadi Nhi Ki.

Banta-Tune Use Btaya Ki tera Chacha Crorpati Hai.

Santa-Haan

Banta-Phir?

Santa-Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai

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1 truck dusre truck ko rassi

se bandh kar le ja raha tha .

yeh dekhkar santa jor jor se

hasne laga aur bola ek rassi

ko le jane ke liye 2-2 truck

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Funny But Fact.

Boys n Girls Get Into Love Bcoz Of

“Misundrstanding..!!

AND

“HATE” Each Othr When They

Understand Each Other…!!

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chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose.

Gift me diya usse ek red rose…

Sherni ne kaha apni surat to

aaine mein dekh.

chuha bola surat pe mat ja

pagli confidence to dekh !!

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17th century mom 2 her son–>

“beta marry a girl of ur own religion” ;

18th century mom–>”same caste” ;

19th cen–> “same level” ;

20th cen –>”shud b indian” ;

21th cen–> “koi bhi ho, par ladki se hi shaadi karna” !!!

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Train me ek husband apni wife se- tujh se shadi kar ke pachhta raha hun,

dil karta hai tujhe kutte ke aage daal dun.

Saamne wala passenger Bola: BHO-BHO…

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Time and distance not important

btw frnds when frnds r in d heart,

they remain there 4ever.

We may b busy,

but trust me,

u r always remembered.

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