SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Train chal padi ,

do sardar train ki taraf bhage.

ek chad gya.

logon ne uski bahut taareef ki

Sardar:”O Jee wo sab chodo…

doosra kahan hai???..

jaana usse tha …

main to chodne aaya tha”

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Santa was cooking murgi,

wen he added hara dhaniya

guess wat happend.

The murgi starts dancing & singing

“HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DALA, MAAR DALA

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wht is tension?

ek sunder si ladki ne sirf aapse lift maangi

raste  me uski tabiyat karab ho gayi

aap use hospital  le gaye.

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Sardar 1st time plane me baitha.

Plane runway pe chal raha tha,

tabi Sdar ne pilot ko thapad

mara aur bola- muje der ho rahi

hai aur tu By-road ja raha hai!

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Santa: Sir,my wife is missing.

Post man: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi

Santa: ooh sorry ! sala khushi k mare kaha jaau,

kuch samajh me nahi aa raha

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Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose,

Gift me diya use red Rose,

sherni ne kaha apni surat aine me dekh,

chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli confidence to dekh.

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Loki kehnde Ranjheya teri Heer kaali…..

loki kehnde Ranjheya teri Heer kaali…

Ranjha boliya “Mitro tension nahi, main kehri vyaali”…….

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Sharabi apni eyes donate karne gya

Counter Clerk : kuch kehna chate ho?

Sharabi : jisse lagao ge usse bata dena

ki do peg ke baad hi khulti hai

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7 Sadhu 7 Chatai per dhyan lgakr baithe the,

1 admi sadhu ko prnam kr puchta hai-

“Mharaj ladki nhi fasti,kya kru?”

Sadhu bola- Beta 1 chatai aur bicha le..!

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