SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Once there were 2 frnds.

JO & WO

1 day JO got frightend

seeing a snake and sudenly WO died

Why did Wo die..?

Coz-

JO dar gya WO mar gya.

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Santa ki Ma ki tabiyt khrab hui,

Hospitl le gaye,

2 Doctr ne kha,

TEST honge.

Santa jor jor se rone lga.

Hey Bhgwan ab kya hoga?

MERI MAA TO ANPADH HAI.

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Santa ko exam mein koi sawal

ka answer nahin aata tha,

santa ne har sawal ke neeche

///////// lines laga di or likha

Scratch kar ke answer padh lena.

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

1) gud looks

2 ) nature

3 ) style

4 ) attitude,

kick them off.

How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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Roses are Red

Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant

Thanks to You….

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Sine me dil,

Dil me dard,

Dard me yaqin,

Yaqin me khyal,

Khayal me khwab,

Khuwab me tasvir

Tasvir me sirf ap!

Itna Darawna khuwab?

Baap re Baap

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U r 20% Fantastic,

U r 20% Attractive,

U r 20% Loveable,

U r 20% Terific,

U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!

Happy April Fool Day!

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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. Why learn.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems,

he created YOU.

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