SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I hav a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Santa
whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?
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JUGNU IS BUYING A TV. “DO YOU HAVE COLOR TVS?” “SURE.” “GIVE
ME A GREEN ONE, PLEASE.”
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SON TO JUGNU: PAPA CAN YOU TELL ME FIVE FEROCIOUS ANIMALS YOU CAN
THINK OF?
SANTA: 3 LIONS AND 2 TIGERS… Read more…

What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards. Read more…

What is height of Active-laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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what is the fatest in d world?
OxfrdGuy :light
harwardGuy: thought
TexasGuy:Blink of eye
CrackJack : loose motions

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At the scene of accident a Crack was crying “Oh god i hv lost my hand!”.

 Jack: Please Dont cry! look at that man he has lost his head is he crying?

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 Crack: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
Jack: Who ?
Crack: I don’t know how she got my number.
She interrupts whenever I call someone and says
 ”Please recharge your card.”

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Santa checked his girlfriend’s mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Teacher : Y didn’t U do Ur homework?
Santa: I’m in d hostel,
how can i do HOME work?

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Santa taking grammar lessons
“If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is spice!!!!”

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