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Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!

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Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks.
To b as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai. Read more…

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages
 to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. Read more…

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you…. Read more…

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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