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DECENT SMS JOKES / FUNNY MESSAGES

April 30th, 2010 Admin Leave a comment Go to comments

Train chal padi ,

do sardar train ki taraf bhage.

ek chad gya.

logon ne uski bahut taareef ki

Sardar:”O Jee wo sab chodo…

doosra kahan hai???..

jaana usse tha …

main to chodne aaya tha”

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Boy : Yamraj ji .. mujhe waqt se pehle kyon utha liya?

Yamraj: Dimaag mat Chaat…’March mein closing hai’ target poora karna hai

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1 day free methyl radical(CH3) went out2 play

His mom called him back

Bt”DIMETHYL ETHER”cums

Why?

Coz mom called by sayin

CH3-O-CH3 idhar aao

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