Jugnu’s Funny SMS Jokes In English
JUGNU IS BUYING A TV. “DO YOU HAVE COLOR TVS?” “SURE.” “GIVE
ME A GREEN ONE, PLEASE.”
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SON TO JUGNU: PAPA CAN YOU TELL ME FIVE FEROCIOUS ANIMALS YOU CAN
THINK OF?
SANTA: 3 LIONS AND 2 TIGERS…
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ONCE JUGNU SINGH BROKE HIS LEG WHEN HE THREW HIS CIGARETTE BUTT
DOWN THE MANHOLE AND TRIED TO STEP ON IT.
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THE JUGNU WAS SO AFRAID OF BACTERIA, THAT HE COOKED HIS
ICE-CUBES BEFORE HE PUT THEM IN HIS DRINK.
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THE JUGNU BROUGHT HIS BINOCULARS TO A FUNERAL
WHERE THEY WERE GOING TO BURY A DISTANT RELATIVE OF HIS…
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THE JUGNU TO HIS PATIENT “IT`S VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU
TAKE THIS MEDICINE EXACTLY 30 MINUTES BEFORE YOU FEEL THE PAIN.”
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- MOTHERS DAY SMS - 2010
- NEW YEAR HINDI ENGLISH SMS
- KARVA CHAUTH SMS FOR WIFE / KARVA CHAUTH SMS
- SMS MESSAGES FOR TEACHERS DAY / TEACHERS DAY SMS IN HINDI
- 2010 Bhau beej / Bhai Phota / Bhai Tika SMS messages
- POPULAR FUNNY SMS MESSAGES / JOKES
- 2010 SMS HAPPY NAVRATRI MESSAGES / NAVRATRI SMS GREETINGS
- VALENTINE SMS MESSAGES / VALENTINE DAY SMS IN ENGLISH
- 2010 EID SMS / EID SMS IN HINDI
- FUNNY HINDI / ENGLISH REPUBLIC DAY SMS GREETINGS
- HOLI MUBARAK HINDI SMS MESSAGES / HOLI SMS WISHES
- HAPPY CANADA DAY SMS MESSAGES / FREE ONLINE CANADA DAY SMS
- HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY HINDI SMS
- CHRISTMAS SMS MESSAGES / CHRISTMAS SMS GREETINGS
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMS MESSAGES
