Jugnu’s Funny SMS Jokes In English
JUGNU IS BUYING A TV. “DO YOU HAVE COLOR TVS?” “SURE.” “GIVE
ME A GREEN ONE, PLEASE.”
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SON TO JUGNU: PAPA CAN YOU TELL ME FIVE FEROCIOUS ANIMALS YOU CAN
THINK OF?
SANTA: 3 LIONS AND 2 TIGERS…
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ONCE JUGNU SINGH BROKE HIS LEG WHEN HE THREW HIS CIGARETTE BUTT
DOWN THE MANHOLE AND TRIED TO STEP ON IT.
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THE JUGNU WAS SO AFRAID OF BACTERIA, THAT HE COOKED HIS
ICE-CUBES BEFORE HE PUT THEM IN HIS DRINK.
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THE JUGNU BROUGHT HIS BINOCULARS TO A FUNERAL
WHERE THEY WERE GOING TO BURY A DISTANT RELATIVE OF HIS…
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THE JUGNU TO HIS PATIENT “IT`S VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU
TAKE THIS MEDICINE EXACTLY 30 MINUTES BEFORE YOU FEEL THE PAIN.”
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- 2010 SMS HINDI HOLI MESSAGES
- WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SMS COLLECTIONS
- AMERICA’S BIRTHDAY / 4TH OF JULY / INDEPENDENCE DAY SMS
- BEST OF NAVRATRI SMS IN ENGLISH / HAPPY NAVRATRA SMS
- HAPPY MOTHERS DAY SMS QUOTES
- FATHERS DAY SMS MESSAGES FOR GRANDFATHERS
- INDIAN INDEPENDENCE DAY SMS
- HINDI HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010 SMS
- SMS MESSAGES FOR BHAI DOOJ 2010
- HAPPY VALENTINE DAY SMS 2010
- BEST COOL SMS FOR FRIENDS
- HAPPY HOLI HINDI SMS 2010
- JANAMASHTAMI SMS 2011 IN ENGLISH
- LATEST SMS FATHERS DAY WISHES
- BEST OF GOOD MORNING SMS MESSAGES
