FREE ONINE SMS HINDI JOKES
7 Sadhu 7 Chatai per dhyan lgakr baithe the,
1 admi sadhu ko prnam kr puchta hai-
“Mharaj ladki nhi fasti,kya kru?”
Sadhu bola- Beta 1 chatai aur bicha le..!
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Biwi : Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho?
10 saal pehle maine use shaadi
ke Liye inkaar kiya tha aur wo
aajtak pee raha hai.
Pati : Baap re!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
itna lamba celebration
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Papa: Beta, mummy bahut chup-chup
baithi hai kya baat hai??
Beta: Papa, mummy ne ‘LIPGUARD’
manga tha, Maine ‘FEVIQUICK’
pakda diya…
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Damad ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gaye.
Gaon walon se pucha -Yahan Koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheez Hai Kya?
Gaon wale Bole: Nahi babu. 1 thi, woh bhi aap le gaye..
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Girl:”Kya kar rahe ho?”
boy: “Mkkhiya maar rha hu.
“Kitni mari? ”
“3 male& 2 female. ”
“Kaise malum?
“Kyoki 3daru ki botal se chipki thi
aur 2 phone se…!
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