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March 17th, 2010 Admin Leave a comment Go to comments

Je computer PUNJABI vich hove,

ta options ki hon ge:

Send= SUTTO

Find= LABBO

Download=

THALLE LAO

Delete= MITTI PAO

Ctrl+Alt+Del=

SYAPA HI MUKAAO!!

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Population control system in bihar…..

HUM

DO

HAMARE

DO

uske baad jitne ho, saare j&k bhej do…

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BOY: ?

GIRL: $

B: @

G: ~

B: *

G: !

Kuch Samjhe?

Kya Samajh Me Aayega

wo dono Goongay he

Isharo Me baate kar rahe he?

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Indian Cricket Team or ’shit’ me Ek samanta batao…?

nhi pta, Are Bhai,.

‘Dhoni’ yaha b h or Dhoni waha b h..

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Once there was a crow.

Uton pendi c snow Crow ne piti wine,

Crow bangea Lion

Ohne road te mareya lalkara,

Truck thale aa ke margea vichara

Moral: Ghar beh k pio

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