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February 20th, 2010 Admin Leave a comment Go to comments

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. Why learn.

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A lady delivered twins.

Suprisingly one is a boy and

another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER….

wherever u go out network follows

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Santa school se rota aaya

ma -Qyon ro rahe ho

santa -Sir ne mara

Ma-Qyon?

ma -Wo banta Ko daant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di

Jo “bhonkte” hain wo “kaat te nahi.

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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo…

1 was caught watching tv…

another playing football

and the third one was caught

reading this txt message

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A baby monkey asks his father,

Father why r we so ugly?

The father says to him,

don’t stress my son u

should see the one who is reading this!!

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