FREE ONLINE SMS JOKES
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.
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A lady delivered twins.
Suprisingly one is a boy and
another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER….
wherever u go out network follows
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Santa school se rota aaya
ma -Qyon ro rahe ho
santa -Sir ne mara
Ma-Qyon?
ma -Wo banta Ko daant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di
Jo “bhonkte” hain wo “kaat te nahi.
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo…
1 was caught watching tv…
another playing football
and the third one was caught
reading this txt message
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A baby monkey asks his father,
Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him,
don’t stress my son u
should see the one who is reading this!!
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