FREE SMS SANTA BANTA JOKES
Santa taking grammar lessons
“If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is spice!!!!”
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!
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A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”
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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
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