Funny English SMS Messages Collection
What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
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What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
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