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July 31st, 2010 Admin Leave a comment Go to comments

My reality check bounced.

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on the keyboard of life,always keep one finger on the escape key.

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I don’t suffer from stress.I’m a carrier.

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You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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everybody is somebody els’s weirdo.

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Never argue with a nd idiot .They drag you down to their level.

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Am I getting smart with you?How would you know?

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one loyal frnd is worth ten tousand relatives.

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