Funny Santa Banta SMS Jokes In English

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January 16th, 2010 Admin Leave a comment Go to comments

Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I hav a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Santa
whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?
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Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
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Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
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Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine…
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

“Blood Bank Robbed”
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Teacher to Santa: “Where were you born?”
Santa: In Thiruvananthapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Santa: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.