Funny Santa Banta SMS Jokes In English
Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I hav a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Santa
whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?
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Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
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Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
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Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine…
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
“Blood Bank Robbed”
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Teacher to Santa: “Where were you born?”
Santa: In Thiruvananthapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Santa: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- FRIENDS SMS MESSAGES
- JOKES / FUNNY SMS MESSAGES
- ENGLISH / HINDI SEND ME SMS
- SMS BELATED HAPPY NEW YEAR
- FREE ONLINE FUNNY JOKES
- FATHERS DAY SMS FOR HUSBANDS
- HAPPY VALENTINE DAY SMS 2010
- SANTA BANTA HINDI SMS JOKES
- Happy Valentine SMS Greetings
- SMS RAKSHA BANDHAN MESSAGES 2010 / HINDI ENGLISH RAKHI SMS WISHES
- SMS GET WELL SOON MESSAGES
- SMS 2010 FUNNY MESSAGES
- JANMASHTAMI SMS / HAPPY JANMASHTAMI 2010 SMS
- GURU GOBIND SINGH JI - GURPURAB 2010 SMS GREETINGS
- HAPPY HOLI HINDI SMS 2010
