FUNNY SMS JOKES
Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.
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Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.
Major Rohail: Tum “Akalmand_Sardar” try kro 100% mil jye ga.
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Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.” Fat girl SAID
Doctor: “Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”
Lady: “Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”
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Sardar to wife: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Sardar: Apni shadi ki
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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
“COMING SOON”
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Hello!
Hello..
Helloo…
Hellooo….
Aawaz Nahi Aa Rahi..??
Hello..??
Ab Aawaz Aayi..??
Ab Bhi Nahi..???
Awaz Aaye Gi Bhi Kaise..??
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Paindu Yeh To SMS Hai…
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.. !!
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Judge: why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one
man every week.
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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
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