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FUNNY SMS JOKES ONLINE

May 2nd, 2010 Admin Leave a comment Go to comments

chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose.

Gift me diya usse ek red rose…

Sherni ne kaha apni surat to

aaine mein dekh.

chuha bola surat pe mat ja

pagli confidence to dekh !!

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Salesman:-”sir cockroach ke liye pwder loge kya?

Santa:- ” nahi… hum cockroach ko itna laad pyar nahi karte…

aaj pwder denge to kal deo ki demand karenge..”

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man: oye!!! tune papeeta bechane wali ko kyon kiss kiya???

sardar : ” to kya karta !!! woh keh rahi thi pappi te le lo…pappi te le lo..

“to miane le li”

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