FUNNY SMS JOKES ONLINE
chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose.
Gift me diya usse ek red rose…
Sherni ne kaha apni surat to
aaine mein dekh.
chuha bola surat pe mat ja
pagli confidence to dekh !!
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Salesman:-”sir cockroach ke liye pwder loge kya?
Santa:- ” nahi… hum cockroach ko itna laad pyar nahi karte…
aaj pwder denge to kal deo ki demand karenge..”
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man: oye!!! tune papeeta bechane wali ko kyon kiss kiya???
sardar : ” to kya karta !!! woh keh rahi thi pappi te le lo…pappi te le lo..
“to miane le li”
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SMS COLLECTIONS
- FUNNY VALENTINE SMS / VALENTINE DAY SMS IN URDU
- HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY SMS / 15TH AUGUST 2010 SMS GREETINGS
- EID UL FITR SMS 2010 / EID MUBARAK SMS
- ENGLISH SMS BAISAKHI 2010
- Sad / Condolence SMS Messages
- HAPPY MOTHERS DAY SMS QUOTES
- NEW YEAR FREE SMS TEXT MESSAGES
- HAVE A GREAT DAY / GOOD MORNING SMS GREETINGS
- Happy Hug Day SMS Messages
- Amazing Fact & Figure SMS Messages
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMS MESSAGES FOR FATHER-IN-LAW
- BEST OF GOOD MORNING SMS MESSAGES
- LATEST HUG SMS MESSAGES FOR GIRL FRIEND / BOY FRIEND
- HUG WEEK SMS COLLECTION / HUG SMS QUOTES
