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November 28th, 2009 Admin Leave a comment Go to comments

Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks.
To b as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

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Tcher while lecturing, noticed a studnt sleeping at th back.
Tcher shouts 2 hs neighbor:”Wake him up!”
Neighbor yells: U put him 2 sleep,so u wake him up.”

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Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.

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