FUNNY SMS JOKES
Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks.
To b as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…
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Tcher while lecturing, noticed a studnt sleeping at th back.
Tcher shouts 2 hs neighbor:”Wake him up!”
Neighbor yells: U put him 2 sleep,so u wake him up.”
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Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- Happy Friendship SMS Greetings
- Friendship Day Hindi SMS
- FRIENDSHIP ENGLISH SMS
- LATEST CONDOLENCE SMS
- FACEBOOK ONE LINER STATUS / SMS QUOTES
- DIWALI SMS / HAPPY DIWALI SMS 2010
- Hindi / English Happy New Year 2010 SMS Messages
- Happy Anniversary SMS Greetings
- FREE ONLINE EID MUBARAK SMS MESSAGES
- CHILDREN’S DAY SMS
- Good Day & Good Luck SMS Messages
- HOLI MUBARAK HINDI SMS MESSAGES / HOLI SMS WISHES
- 2011 VALENTINE SMS / LATEST VALENTINE DAY SMS
- SMS RAKSHA BANDHAN MESSAGES 2010 / HINDI ENGLISH RAKHI SMS WISHES
- HUMOROUS RAKSHA BANDHAN SMS / SMS HUMOROUS RAKHI MESSAGES
