Funny SMS Messages
Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them…
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Diagram in book was not clear..So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and
announced..“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”..
“My father grows beans,” said one student.
“My father cooks beans,” said another.Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: “We are all human beans.”
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Call me..= Future tense..
Called me= Past tense.
Calling me= Present tense.
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Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- HAPPY HOLI SMS COLLECTION
- SPLENDOROUS CHRISTMAS FREE SMS
- SMS HINDI JOKES 2010
- EID MUBARAK SMS / EID SMS MESSAGES 2010
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMS FREE ONLINE GREETINGS
- 2010 HINDI / ENGLISH HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY SMS
- 2011 HAPPY JANAMASHTAMI SMS
- MOTHERS DAY SMS QUOTATIONS
- Daily SMS Messages For Friends
- NEW ONLINE SMS FUNNY JOKES
- KISS - SMS TEXT MESSAGES
- EID MUBARAK SMS MESSAGES 2011 / SMS EID MUBARAK
- HAPPY FATHERS DAY SMS FOR GRANDFATHER
- CHRISTMAS FUNNY SMS / MERRY CHRISTMAS SMS
- FREE ONLINE BIRTHDAY HINDI SMS
