Funny SMS Messages
Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them…
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Diagram in book was not clear..So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and
announced..“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”..
“My father grows beans,” said one student.
“My father cooks beans,” said another.Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: “We are all human beans.”
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Call me..= Future tense..
Called me= Past tense.
Calling me= Present tense.
Just Helping you to
Improve your Grammer.
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- FATHER’S DAY SMS TEXT MESSAGES
- HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY SMS
- ENGLISH INSPIRATIONAL SMS
- HAPPY VALENTINE DAY SMS MESSAGES
- LATEST SISTER SMS QUOTES / SAYINGS
- SMS BIRTHDAY WISHES TO MOTHER-IN-LAW
- DECENT FRIENDSHIP SMS
- LATEST VALENTINE DAY SMS IN HINDI
- SMS SANTA BANTA JOKES
- HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY SMS MESSAGES/FRIEND SMS GREETINGS
- NEW YEAR HINDI SMS GREETINGS 2010
- FUNNY SMS JOKES ONLINE
- Good Day & Good Luck SMS Messages
- MahaShivratri 2010 SMS Messages
- SMS CANADA DAY WISHES / 1ST OF JULY 2010 SMS
