Funny SMS Messages
Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them…
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Diagram in book was not clear..So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and
announced..“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”..
“My father grows beans,” said one student.
“My father cooks beans,” said another.Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: “We are all human beans.”
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Call me..= Future tense..
Called me= Past tense.
Calling me= Present tense.
Just Helping you to
Improve your Grammer.
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- HAPPY EID UL FITR SMS / EID SMS 2011
- Anniversary SMS greetings
- HAPPY JANAMASHTAMI SMS 2011
- VALENTINE DAY SMS COLLECTION
- DIWALI / BHAI DOOJ FUNNY SMS
- FIRST NAVRATRI SMS / HAPPY NAVRATRI SMS
- MY ADORABLE FRIEND - SMS MESSAGES IN ENGLISH
- FATHERS DAY SMS JOKES
- FRIENDS SMS MESSAGES
- HAPPY JANMASHTAMI SMS / SMS ENGLISH JANMASHTAMI MESSAGES
- FREE ONLINE BIRTHDAY HINDI SMS
- 2011 REPUBLIC DAY SMS / HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY SMS 2011
- HOLI MUBARAK HINDI SMS MESSAGES / HOLI SMS WISHES
- 2011 FATHERS DAY SMS / HAPPY FATHERS DAY SMS MESSAGES
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA GREETINGS
