Funny SMS Messages
Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them…
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Diagram in book was not clear..So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and
announced..“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”..
“My father grows beans,” said one student.
“My father cooks beans,” said another.Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: “We are all human beans.”
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Call me..= Future tense..
Called me= Past tense.
Calling me= Present tense.
Just Helping you to
Improve your Grammer.
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- CHRISTMAS SMS FAMOUS QUOTES / SAYINGS
- FACEBOOK ONE LINER STATUS / SMS QUOTES
- SMS MESSAGES FOR SISTERS
- INDEPENDENCE DAY OF INDIA SMS 2010
- HAPPY FATHERS DAY SMS BELATED
- HINDI SMS NAYA SAAL MUBARAK 2010
- FUNNY SMS JOKES
- HAPPY TEACHERS DAY ENGLISH SMS MESSAGES
- GOOD DAY / GOOD MORNING SMS MESSAGES
- MERRY CHRISTMAS SMS / HAPPY CHRISTMAS SMS 2010
- 2011 FATHERS DAY SMS / HAPPY FATHERS DAY SMS MESSAGES
- SMS INDEPENDENCE DAY 2011
- 2011 NAVRATRA SMS MESSAGES / HAPPY NAVRATRA SMS
- SHUBH NAVRATRI SMS 2010 / NAVRATRI SHUBHKAMNAYE SMS
- DIWALI HINDI SMS / DIWALI ENGLISH SMS / DIWALI SMS 2010
