FUNNY SMS MESSAGES
Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
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Don’t Do Drugs
Because
If You Do Drugs
You’ll Go To Prison
And
Drugs Are Really
Expensive In Prison……… !!
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?…. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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SHADI SE PEHLEY…
Boy: Atlast Wo Din Aa Gaya..
Girl: Tum Mujhe Chor To Nahi Do Ge??
Boy: No Way Aisa Sochna Bhi Mat..
Girl: Will U Kiss Me??
Boy: Yes..!
Girl: Tumhari Zindagi Main Koi Aur To Nahi??
Boy: No Not At All..
Girl: Do U Love Me??
Boy: Yes Dear..!
Girl: Oh Dear..!
SHADI KE BAAD…
Ab Zara ULTA SMS Parho..!!
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