FUNNY SMS ONLINE JOKES
Once there were 2 frnds.
JO & WO
1 day JO got frightend
seeing a snake and sudenly WO died
Why did Wo die..?
Coz-
JO dar gya WO mar gya.
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”Teacher asked a boy named
Nisar,”beta do u know,how u were born”?
Boy-Yes
Jawani Janeman,
Haseen Dilruba,
Mile Jo Dil Jawan,
‘NISAR’ Ho Gaya
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Boy:Chalo kisi viran jagah chalte hain.
Gal: Tum koi aisi waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:Nahi, bilkul nahi.
Gal:to phir REHNE DO
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A child said to a pregnant lady:
Child:Ye pait me kya hai?
Lady: Isme mera pyara sa cute sa baby hai.
Child: Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu moti!!!!
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LADKA ek ladki se:I Love You!
Ladki:Tameez se baat karo..
LADKA:Bismillah Hir rehman Nir Reheem,
with due respect i beg 2 say that I Love U…
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