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FUNNY SMS SANTA BANTA JOKES

May 17th, 2010 Admin Leave a comment Go to comments

Santa-Main Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujse Shadi Nhi Ki.

Banta-Tune Use Btaya Ki tera Chacha Crorpati Hai.

Santa-Haan

Banta-Phir?

Santa-Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai

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Zamindar : Mere paas itni zmeen h,

agar M Subah Apni Car Me Niklu

To Sham Tak Apni Adhi Zmeen B Nhi Dekh Pau

Santa : Hmare Paas B Pehle Aisi Hi KHATARA Car thi

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Santa:Teri wife d maut da bda afsos hoya,ki hoya si?

Banta:Goli lagi si mathey wich.

Santa:Waheguru da shukar kar ki akh bach gayi nai te anni ho jandi.

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