FUNNY SMS SANTA BANTA JOKES
Santa-Main Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujse Shadi Nhi Ki.
Banta-Tune Use Btaya Ki tera Chacha Crorpati Hai.
Santa-Haan
Banta-Phir?
Santa-Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai
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Zamindar : Mere paas itni zmeen h,
agar M Subah Apni Car Me Niklu
To Sham Tak Apni Adhi Zmeen B Nhi Dekh Pau
Santa : Hmare Paas B Pehle Aisi Hi KHATARA Car thi
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Santa:Teri wife d maut da bda afsos hoya,ki hoya si?
Banta:Goli lagi si mathey wich.
Santa:Waheguru da shukar kar ki akh bach gayi nai te anni ho jandi.
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