FUNNY SMS SAYINGS / FUNNY SMS WORDS OF WISDOM / FUNNY SMS PHRASES
I can please only one person per day.Today is not your day.Tomorrow isn’t looking good,either.
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I love deadlines.I especially like the wooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
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I’d explain it to you,but your brain would explode.
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Someday we’ll look nback on all this and plow into a parked car.
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
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Tell me what you need and I’ll tell you how to get along without it
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accept that some days you’re the pegion and some days you’re the statue.
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needing someone is like needing a parachute.if he isn’t there the first time you need him,chances are you won’t be needing again.
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I don’t have an attitude problem.You have aperception problem.
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Last night ,I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself,”where the heck is the ceiling?”
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