FUNNY SMS TEXT MESSAGES
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!
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To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
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Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
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When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!
Need more???
U r beautiful.:-P
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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,
bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi !!
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- SMS SHORT INSPIRATIONAL STORIES
- NAVRATRI 2010 SMS / DURGA PUJA SMS 2010
- New Year Eve 2010 SMS Sayings
- 2012 NEW YEAR SMS WISHES / HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS
- BEST COLLECTION OF HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY SMS TEXT MESSAGES
- Diwali SMS Greetings
- NAYE SAAL KI SHUBHKAMANA / NEW YEAR SMS
- CHILDREN’S DAY SMS
- Smile SMS Messages
- APOLOGISE SMS TEXT MESSAGES
- Ramadan / Ramzaan SMS Greetings
- BEST GET WELL SOON SMS GREETINGS
- EID MUBARAK SMS MESSAGES 2011 / SMS EID MUBARAK
- Best Wishes / Good Luck SMS Messages
- TEACHERS DAY SMS GREETING COLLECTION / 5TH SEP SMS WISHES
