HINDI / ENGLISH SMS FUNNY MESSAGES
gabber:aaj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha!
viru:kute kamine main tera khoon pi jaunga!
gabber:haramkhor,main naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi !!!!!
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After T20 dhoni wears a salwar,
covers face with shawl and sits
in a bus next to a girl,
Girl : r u Dhoni ?
Dhoni : how do u know?
Girl : I am yuvraaj !!!!
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A lady to doctor: Mera beta bike se gir gya.
Dr.: I dont know Hindi, Tell me in English.
Lady: My londa gironda from Hero Honda,
Broken haddi, kar de patti.
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