HINDI / ENGLISH SMS JOKES
Zindgi me Hmesha 1 Baat YAAD Rkho
Kbhi kisi k DiLse mat khelo
Kyun ki
DiL ek hi hota hai
Agr khelna hi hai toh
“KIDNEY”se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.
khelo yaar khelo
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Pappu: Sharab pite pite rone laga.
Dost: Kya hua, ro kyu rahe ho.
Pappu: Yar jis ladki ko bhulane ke
liye pee raha tha uska naam yaad
nahi aa raha..
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PAPPU ne makhi ke pankh tod ke kaha,
Udh ja But Makhi nahi udi.
PAPPU: Sabit hua,
agar makhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to
makhi sun nahi sakti!
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Innocent baby handling his crush-
Main Tumhe Bhulne Ki Bauht Koshish Krta hun,
Pr Kya karo mumy roz BADAAM Khila Deti H,
Aur tumhari Yaad Fir aa Jati hai 
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A man kills DEER (hiran)
& cooks it & doesnt tell
kids what it is.
He gives a Clue”ITS WHAT UR MOM
CALLS ME (DEAR)!”
Son screams:Koi mat khana,KUTTA hai
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- CANADA DAY SMS FOR EVERYONE
- NEW YEAR FREE ONLINE SMS
- 2010 SMS DIWALI SMS / DEEPAWALI SMS MESSAGES
- Independence Day SMS Greetings
- 2010 MOTHERS DAY SMS MESSAGES
- NEW YEAR SMS GREETINGS / HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS
- INSPIRATIONAL SMS TEXT MESSAGES
- Eid Mubarak SMS Messages
- MERRY CHRISTMAS SMS / HAPPY CHRISTMAS SMS
- All The Very Best of Luck SMS Messages
- RAM NAVAMI MUBARAK 2010 SMS
- FATHER’S DAY 2010
- Happy New Year 2010 SMS Wishes
- KARVA CHAUTH SMS WISHES
- 2010 HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN SMS FOR SISTERS
