LATEST ONLINE SMS HINDI JOKES
Sharabi apni eyes donate karne gya
Counter Clerk : kuch kehna chate ho?
Sharabi : jisse lagao ge usse bata dena
ki do peg ke baad hi khulti hai
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Akbar ne Birbal ko kuchh
aisa likne ko kaha Jise khushi
me pado to gam ho,
aur agar gam me padho
to khushi ho
Birbal ne likha….”yeh waqt jald hi guzar jayega”
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Santa order for a chicken in a dhaba.
Wen the cook started chopping onions for it…
Santa shouted-”ULLU KE PATTHE,
pyaaz mat daal, navratre hai…!!
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Grandfather :-
“Teri Teachr aa rahi hai, Ja chup jaa.”
Grandson:- “Pehle aap chup jao.
Aapki maut ke bahane maine
do hafton ka leave le rakha hai!”
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Wife Pati se Boli: DekhoJi,
Kaam krte Waqt Muje
Kiss mat kiya kro.
Tabi Kaamwali Boli: Madam Acchi Tarah se samja do,
Me to Bol-Bol ke
Thak gayi.
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