LATEST ONLINE SMS JOKES
A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear Marie, today is Good Day,
u r Anmol for me…
but u have CrackJacked my heart,
bcoz i have a Little Heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
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Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.
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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- FRIENDSHIP DAY SMS
- PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR 2010 SMS MESSAGES
- FATHERS DAY SMS 2010 FOR SON
- FATHERS DAY SMS / SMS HAPPY FATHERS DAY MESSAGES
- Merry Christmas SMS Messages
- Happy Teacher’s day SMS Greetings
- 2010 MERRY CHRISTMAS SMS
- JANAMASHTAMI SMS 2011 IN ENGLISH
- GET WELL SOON - SMS MESSAGES
- BIRTHDAY SMS FOR LOVER
- BHAI DOOJ SMS / BHAI DUJ HINDI SMS
- HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN SMS IN HINDI / RAKSHA BANDHAN HINDI SMS
- April Fools Day SMS messages
- MOTHERS DAY SMS - 2010
- SMS BELATED HAPPY NEW YEAR
