LATEST SMS CRACK JACK JOKES
what is the fatest in d world?
OxfrdGuy :light
harwardGuy: thought
TexasGuy:Blink of eye
CrackJack : loose motions
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CrackJack were feeling happy
Happy felt disgusted and went away..
never to come back again!!!!
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CRACK being romantic to his wife.
“One day God tested me , erased
all my memory and asked do you
remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and
He replied, “I am sorry some viruses
cannot be formatted”
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Crack was drawing money from ATM.
Jack, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Crack : U r wrong. It’s 1394.
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Crack while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Jack : Very long…..!
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