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LATEST SMS CRACK JACK JOKES

December 23rd, 2009 Admin Leave a comment Go to comments

what is the fatest in d world?
OxfrdGuy :light
harwardGuy: thought
TexasGuy:Blink of eye
CrackJack : loose motions

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CrackJack were feeling happy
Happy felt disgusted and went away..
never to come back again!!!!

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CRACK being romantic to his wife.
“One day God tested me , erased
all my memory and asked do you
remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and
He replied, “I am sorry some viruses
cannot be formatted”

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Crack was drawing money from ATM.
Jack, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Crack : U r wrong. It’s 1394.

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Crack while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Jack : Very long…..!

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