NEW CRACK JACK SMS JOKES
Crack: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
Jack: Who ?
Crack: I don’t know how she got my number.
She interrupts whenever I call someone and says
”Please recharge your card.”
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Crack - My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Jack - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back
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Crack:My wedding is going to happen
Jack:Whats the problem now.?
Crack:My wife did’nt know it…!
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Crack: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Jack: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
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Crack: Have you ever seen a lie detector?
Jack: Yes, I married her!
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